Sunday, February 20, 2011

Mind Sale The Motion Picture, Coming Soon

MIND SALE:
The Motion Picture
will be entering your subconscious very soon!

This feature advertisement production will have you smoking MIND SALE brand Cigarettes while scrubbing away your brand new MIND SALE human suit with MIND SALE trusted brand soap [recommended by both doktors and dent-ists.] Artists will STARVE and overtime will be more than an option, it will be a necessity.. How else will you be able to afford all of the MIND SALE energy-inefficient vehicles to drive you to the MIND-SALE market. Italics will be used completely more than necessary to such an extent that letters will almost be tipping to the ground much like our MIND SALE domino sets. Exclamation points will fill the skies to show you how important this really is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A deluxe DVD will be navigated into your home and entertainment player of choice.
PLEASE remember: 
You did not choose the MIND-SALE, 
The MIND-SALE chose you!

A formal audio-tape leaked out from the BUSINESS of MERCHANT FERRET INVESTMENT COMMITTEE [B.M.F.I.C.] can be found here http://www.archive.org/details/MindSaleVolIByLeemonster2011

 
We consider this free though a karmic eternity of brand loyalty will be later billed to you once a full listen has been experienced.

We will be having an all night MIND SALE spaghetti banquet in the beginning of the spring, the expected time for the MIND SALE motion picture to be released. If YOU could show up to the opening release party, WE'D be happy to strap you down to our cozy MIND SALE cushioned chairs and start up the big screen. Film is yesterday, and advertisements that are sensible are a thing of the past. YOU won't even know what is a joke or what is entertainment. You may not even know where all of the slogans are hidden or where the ceiling is after the film is played... A film which you will love but not seem to know why.

With over 62,000 apprentices and 200,000 devoted employees* we are constantly working on converting even your most intimate, private dreams into an action-packed, logo laden commercial.
*Numbers may be slightly off. Please check the fine print embedded into your DNA after reading this.

The MIND-SALE offers you free-debt and mannequins in bikini shorts/crash test dummy studs that want to date YOU.